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Thursday, 15 August 2013

Girl And Teacher

Posted by Unknown on 08:18 with No comments

A girl comes late to class.....
Teacher: Why are you late ?
Girl: One boy was following me, sir.
Teacher: So, What ?

Girl: That boy was walking very slow.

Height of Blackmail

Posted by Unknown on 04:30 with No comments

Height of Blackmail:
A Beggar sitting on the road with
a board that says.,
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"Give me some Money otherwise I
will Vote for ZARDARI again and make you to sit

near me

GOLU By Mistake

Posted by Unknown on 04:09 with No comments

GOLU by mistake goes into ladies toilet .

All ladies suddenly stand up !

GOLU : IZZAT DIL MAY HO BUS YEHI KAFI HAI...... BETHO BETHO

In Dono Ko Phir Se Gareeb Kr Do

Posted by Unknown on 04:04 with No comments

3 Dost Ek 7 Ja Rahay Thy.
Un mE sE 2 gareeb Thy.

Achank 1 Pari Ai Or Kaha k Main Tm tino Ki
1-1 Wish Pori KronGi.

Pehla Dost:
Main ameer Hona Chahta Hon.
Pari nE us ko ameer Bna Diya

2nd Walay nE B Yahi Wish Ki.
Pari Ne Oski B Wish Pori KrDi.

3rd Zor Zor Se Hans k lot pot ho Raha Tha.

Pari nE Kaha Hanso Mat Or apni Wish Btao

3rd Bola: Hahahahahaha
In dono ko Phir sE gareeb Kr Do.

Moral: Dost Kamine Na Hon To Dosti Ka Maza Nai Ata.

Cycle Wala Or Lucky Aadmi

Posted by Unknown on 03:57 with No comments

Cycle wale ne 1 Aadmi ko takkar
mar di
oR bola Aap bahut Lucky ho

Aadmi woh kaisy ?

Cycle wala Aaj meri chutti he

Nhe to Me TRUCK chalata hoo'n

Sardar Ki Wfe Inspecter Se

Posted by Unknown on 03:50 with No comments

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-

Inspector bola:-
to behan kuch or paka Lo

Halka Saa Dhaakaaa..

Posted by Unknown on 03:38 with No comments

wife apnay husband say ; agar mein pakistan ki sab sy bari choti
k2 pr cherhnay me kamyaab ho jaon, to ap
mujhay kya dein gy?
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Husband; Halka saa Dhaakaaa..

Nawab G Aur Dost

Posted by Unknown on 03:37 with No comments

Nawab_G - Agar tmhara dost or gf kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise bachaoge?
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Dost - Marne do dono ko.!
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Nawab_G - kyu.?
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Dost- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein kar kya rhe the.

Qassab Aur Andha

Posted by Unknown on 03:30 with No comments

Aik qasaab ne subha subha junhi dookan kholi aik andha chala aaya. Bakri ke gosht par hath rakh kar bola "Yeh bakri ka gosht hai." Phir gaae ke gosht par hath rakh kar bola "Yeh gaae ka gosht hai."

Qasaab bohot hairaan huwa. Lutf lene ki gharz se andhe ka hath apne barhna kandhe par rakh kar bola "Yeh kis cheez ka gosht hai." "AAP GADHE KA GOSHT BHI BECHTE HAIN," andha hairat se bola.

Raat Ke 2 Baj Rahe Hai

Posted by Unknown on 03:26 with No comments

2 student raat me padhte huye
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1st: kitne baje hai yaar....??
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2nd ne patthar uthakar samne girls
hostel me
mara.
1 ladki nikli boli: kamino ab to so
jao raat ke 2 baj rahe hai....

Interviewer & Papu

Posted by Unknown on 03:19 with No comments

Interviewer: Papu Tell me the opposite of goodPapu: Bad

Interviewer: Come
Papu: Go

Interviewer: Ugly
Papu: Pichli

Interviewer: Shut up!
Papu: Keep talking

Interviewer: Get out!!
Papu: Come in

Interviewer: Oh God!!
Papu: O Devil

Interviewer: U r rejected
Papu: I m selected!!

Oye balle balley

Suit Bara Acha Pehna Hai

Posted by Unknown on 03:13 with No comments

Boy : Suit bara acha pehna hai

Girl:Thanx

Boy:lipstik bahut achi lagai hai
G:Thanx
B:make up bhi bahut acha kia h
G:Thanx "bhaiya"
B:Phir bhi achi nahi lag rahi ho.....

Hr Jaga Mufta Acha Nhi Hota

Posted by Unknown on 03:08 with No comments

Ek Admi Pepsi samne rakh k Udas betha tha

Dost aaya pepsi ka glass pi gya or bola:
Yaar q udas hai.?

Admi bola:
YAar Aaj ka t0 din hi bura hai,

Subha bv se jhagra hogya,

Rasty main Gaari khrab ho gaye,

Daftar late puhncha
t0 boss ne nokri se nikal dia,

Ab khudkushi k liye pepsi main ZEHAR milaya tha
wo glass bhi tu pi gaya....
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.Dost kyaaaaa?

<Moral>:Hr jaga Mufta acha nhi hota.

Kash Aap Sms Hote

Posted by Unknown on 02:59 with No comments

Wife:-Janu kash aap sms hote,
main aapko save karti,
jab chahe padhti..
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Husband:-kanjus kahi ki,
sirf save
hi karti....??
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Apni saheliyo ko forward nahi
karti...??.

Girl Friend To His Boy Friend

Posted by Unknown on 02:54 with No comments

Girl friend: meri ami ko tum bohat pasand aye ho

Boy Friend: (sharmate huwe)

kuch b ho,per me shadi tum se hi keron ga

khala ko bolo mujhe bhool jaye

Agar Electric Invent Nahi Hota

Posted by Unknown on 02:50 with No comments

Teacher: Agar Electric Invent Nahi Hota To Kya Hota?

Student: Hume Candle Jala Kar T.V. Dekhna Padta!

Two Girls

Posted by Unknown on 02:45 with No comments

Two girls are traveling in a train

Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?

Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.

Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to?

Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chaleñge.

Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?

Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chaleñge
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UPPER birth pe soya hua

Pappu bola: JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE
PE AAYE
TO MUJHE UTHA DENA..!!!!!

Class Ka Group Photo

Posted by Unknown on 02:41 with No comments

Teacher. Class Ka Group Photo Dikhatey Huye:

"Jub Tum Baray Ho Jao Ge Tou Herat Se Photo Ko Dekho Ge Aur Kaho Ge Ke:

Yeh Nida Hai Jo Amarica Chali Gai.
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Yeh Sana Hai Jo Londan Chali Gai.

Yeh Pappu Hai Jo Wahin ka Wahin Hai".

Pappu Jal Kar Bola:

"Aur Yeh Humari Teacher Hain Jin Ka Inteqal Ho Chuka Hai"

BEWAQOOF ka RADIO

Posted by Unknown on 02:36 with No comments

BEWAQOOF ka RADIO kharab ho gaya, usne khol k dekha to andar ek mara huwa CHUHA mila.

Yeh deekh kar BEWAQOOF gussy se bola!
Chalega kese? Sala singer hi mar gaya..!

Ye Student Nahi MASTER He

Posted by Unknown on 02:32 with No comments

Govt.School K Bache Kisi Ko
Ghaseet K School
Le Ja Rahe The

Buzurg: Ise chord Do Parna hoga
to Ye Khud School Aayega.

Boys: Ye Student Nahi MASTER He

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