A person makes a call from USA to his wife.
Servant picked up the phone.
Aadmi: Memsab se baat krwao.
Servant: Par memsab to sahab k sath kamre main so rahi hain.
Aadmi: Par sahab to main hu.
Servant: Ab main kya karo'n?
Aadmi: Maar do dono ko , Main hold karta hu.
After killing
Servant: Lashon ka kya karun?
Aadmi: Ghar k peeche swimming pool mein phenk k bhaag ja.
Servant: Par ghar k peeche to swimming pool hai hi nahi.
Aadmi: Oh sorry , wrong number..!!
Servant picked up the phone.
Aadmi: Memsab se baat krwao.
Servant: Par memsab to sahab k sath kamre main so rahi hain.
Aadmi: Par sahab to main hu.
Servant: Ab main kya karo'n?
Aadmi: Maar do dono ko , Main hold karta hu.
After killing
Servant: Lashon ka kya karun?
Aadmi: Ghar k peeche swimming pool mein phenk k bhaag ja.
Servant: Par ghar k peeche to swimming pool hai hi nahi.
Aadmi: Oh sorry , wrong number..!!
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