Girl To Man

A man got a call from unknown number…

Girl: Hi, r u single?

Man: Yes, but who r u?

Ans: Your wife.
Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi.

Another call from unknown number…

Girl: R u married?

Man: Yes, but who R u?

Girl: Your girlfriend,
U cheat!!

Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife.

Ans: Wife hi hoon 
 

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aaj tu bas ghar aaja..!