Smile is Best For Life

"Assalam o Alaikum Wa Rahmatullahi Wa Barakatuh"

"QIBLA"

Aik Shadi mein 1 Molvi aur Punjabi
aik sath baith gaye,
Chawal ke saath Murgha bhi rakha gaya.
Molvi ne dekha tu Murgha
Punjabi ki Taraf tha
aur
Chawal Molvi ki taraf thay.
Molvi ne us Tray ko Ghumaya
aur
Murgha Apni taraf kar liya.
Punjabi bola:
yeh kiya kar rahe ho?
Molvi:
Oye Anni ke Bache!
Es ki Tangain Qibla
ki Taraf thein. . . . . . . .

 he he he . . . . . . . . . !
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"ALMAARI"
Pathan:
yeh Almari kitne ka hai?
Dukandar:
Hum Pathano ko koi cheez
nahi Beichte!
Pathan:
After 1 Month
Clean Shave
aur
3 Piece Suit pehan kar gaya.

yeh Almari kitne ka hai?
Dukandar:
Hum Pathano ko koi cheez
nahi Beichte!

After 2 Months
Full Angrez ban ke gaya...
What's the cost of that "ALMAARI"?

Dukandar:
Hum Pathano ko koi cheez
nahi Beichte!

Pathan Gusse se:
Tujhe kaise pata chal jata hai k
main Pathan hon?
kyun k yeh
"ALMAARI"
nahi
"Frij" hai......
ha ha ha . . . . .!

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"ZARDARI"
Aik Faqeerni dusri se kehne lagi:
Mujhe aisa Khawand mile
jo
Chor ho,Dako ho,
Neech ho,
Qatil ho,
Lutera ho
aur
Parle darje ka Beghairat bhi ho.
Pehli Faqeerni Boli:
wah ni wah...
Zaat di Faqeerni
te
Khwaab "ZARDARI" de".
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"NAJOOMI"

Ladki Najoomi se:
Mera ye saal kaisa guzray ga?
Najoomi:Is saal tumhari shadi hogi.
Ladki:Mery 2 rishtey aaye hain.
ek mamu k betay ka or dusra chachu k betay ka!
pta nahi k kon khushnaseeb hoga?
Najoomi:Mamu ka beta khushnaseeb hoga or
Tumhari shadi chachu k betay se ho gi.

he he he......

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"Pathan's Love Letter..."

.

Mera Pyara Gulnar Baji,

salam!

.

Baji aaj ham tumko apna dil ka

baat batana chata hai

.

khuda ka qasam

ham ne tum ko jab se dekha
hamara nend urr gaya

.
Ham bhot shreef Ledka hai Baji

.

Hum sab ladki ko
Behan ki nazar se dekhta hai
.
Ham se shadi kar lo
Baji
.
Ham tumhara sath
Bhai ka tara
Pyar kare ga
.

Agr tum hamko na mila
to
Tumahara ye Bhai
tarap tarap k
Mar jae ga
.
Qasam se.......
.
Tumhara Bhai
Angoor Khan.....

ha ha haaaaa.....

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"MERI FIKKER NA KREN"

Miss:

Aaj tum late q aye?
School 8 baje shuru hota hai
Phir dair q ki?
Bacha:

Miss Aap meri itni
Fikker mat kiya karen
Dost shak karte hain...

 style zra hat k...

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"PATHAN"
Pathan:

Beta 2 bistar q lgaaye?

Beta:

Ghar me 2 Mehman aane wale hain

Pathan:

kon?

Beta:

Ammi ka Bhai aur mera Mamo!

Pathan:

Phir 1 or bistar b laga,

Mera Sala b aa raha hai.

wah g wah.....

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 "KHUDKUSHI"

Ek Aadmi Pepsi samne rakh k

Udas betha tha

uska Dost aaya aur pepsi pi gaya

aur bola:

Udas ho?

Aadmi:

yar aaj ka din he bura hai,

suba BV se larrai hui,

Car kharab ho gai,

Office late puhncha tu

Boss ne Nokri se Nikal dia,

Ab Khudkushi k lye pepsi me

Zehr  Milaya tha

Wo b Tum pi gay!

MORAL:

Hr waqt Muft ka Mal

Nahi Marna chaiey......

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"PATHAN"
Pathan

Interview Dene gaya.

Office k Derwazy per ja k Bola:

"May i come in Sir?"

Officer:

"Wait Please"

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Pathan:

Seena Taan kar,

80 KILLO Sir.....
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"PAPPU"

Teacher:
Pappu,ek saans mein jawab do;

1.National Assembly ki Speaker ka
naam batao?2.Minar E Pakistan kahan hai?
3.Motorway per Normal speed
kiya hai?
4.Murgi kya deti hai?
Pappu...
Ans..
Fehmida Mirza Lahore mein
120 kilometer ki Speed se Anda deti hai.
Great g.......... 
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 "Choti si LOVE Story!"
But Smile on ur Face...
.

Ek Dada aur Dadi ne,
Apni Jawani k dino ko
phir se yaad kar ke Manane ka Socha,

.
unho ne faisla kya ke
hum phir darya kinaray millen gay
.
Dada tayar ho kar,baal bana kar
haathon mein phool le kar chala gaya!
shokh thandi hawaon mein
intezar karne laga.
bahut intezar kiya
lekin dadi nahi aaye
Dada bahut ghussy huwa!
jab dada ghar aaya
tu
Dadi kursi pr aaram se
baithi Muskura rahi thi
Dada Ghussy se:
Tum i q nahi?
Dadi:
Ammi nay Janay nahi diya"
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"LANDA"
kaisa lagta hai
jab
sardi ke mausam mein
Hawa ke jhonkon k sang 
khamoshi se chalte howay
koi kandhe pe
Hath rakh ke
Hole se
keh day..........
"Ae jersi Landay di
Pai hoi nay......"
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 "HESAB"

Hesab ke ustad padha rahe the
ke
ek shagird ne ustad se kaha.
angrezi wale ustaad angrezi mein baat karte hain’
urdu wale urdu main’
farsi wale farsi main.
magar ap hamare sath
 Hesab mein baat kyun nahi
karte.
itne mein ghanti baj gaye.
ustaad bole
ab teen panch(3,5) mat karo or
no,do, gyara(9,2,11)
ho jao.
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"DOCTOR"
Doctor ne mariz se kaha.
main ek mahn se 50 rope ki rozana dawa kha
raha hun
lekin mujhe koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha.
doctor …..
acha to main aap ko kal se 40 rope ki dawai dun ga.
jis se aap ko roz
ka 10 rope ka fayda nazar aye ga۔
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"Bas ek sanam chahiye ashiqi k liye"
Ek bacha ro raha tha,
toh uski mummy boli-
kyu ro raha hai mera lal,
kya chaiye tumhe?
.
.
Tofy?
Biscuit?
Cake?
.
.
.
.
.
Beta- 'bas ek sanam chahiye aashiqui ke liye'
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"ANDHERAY WALA BULB"
Pathan dukandar se:
mujhe 1 Andheray wala bulb do.
Dukandar:
Andheray wala bulb kya hota hai?
Pathan:
ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai
to hum roshni wala bulb istemal karte hain
mujhe ab andhere wala bulb chahiye
takay sabah main
sonay ke liye andhera kar sakoon 
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"TERI BHABI"
Ek pathan apni bhabhi ko khub mar raha tha!
Logon ne pucha ki tum apni bhabhi ko kyun maar rahe ho?
Pathan:
Hamara bhabhi achi aurat nahi hai.
Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata?
Pathan Bola:
O Yara mein jis dost se bhi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yeh kehta hai
TERI BHABI SE !!
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"LAWARIS BANDAR"
Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila.
Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao
Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar
k saath Bus Stop per deekha.
Inspector:
Issy Zoo nahi le kar gy?
Pathan:
Kal gaye thy khob ghoome Bara Maza aya
aaj Minar-e-Pakistan ja rahy hain.
HAHAHAHA
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 "YAAD RAKHEN GHAR PE KOI AAP KA INTEZAR KAR RAHA HY"
Motorway police:
KHAN ap 180 Kì speed
sy kyun ja rahy ho?
KHAN:
Tum logon ne he to side waly
board pe likha hai
k
"YAAD RAKHEN GHAR PE KOI AAP KA INTEZAR KAR RAHA HY"
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"LASSI"
2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal ke chamche se hila raha hote hain
.
.
.
.
1 aur pathan aata ha or kehta hai ye kya kar rahe ho.....
.
.
wo kehte hain lassi bana rahe hain
to wo pathan kehta ha
.
.
.
itna lassi tumhara baap piay ga.
ha ha ha
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"TIME"
Baap:
Beta,zara apna mobile dena.
Beta:
Abu g,1 minute abi on kar ke deta hoon.

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Beta:
Abu g ye lein Mobile,
Baap:
Bus beta Time dekhna tha.
Tum khud he bata do.
kiya time howa hai?
Beta:
Abuuuuuuuuu................
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"WAPDA"
Wellcome back to Pakistan
Dear Pakistanies...
.
.
.
Apko yaad ho ga ke
hum ne
.
.
.
kuch Din
Aap ko aise rakha
jaise Ap Europe mein hon.
.
Ab Aap Apni Auqaat mein
aa jayen.
 .
From:
"WAPDA"
he he he ................
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